Showing posts with label fish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fish. Show all posts

Friday, November 14, 2008

Greatest Tioman Blog Ever (Day-2)

DAY 2
Got up to a mild drizzle outside. The drizzle would soon stop and the sun would shine.. hehe.. we decided to be a little kiamsiap and have our own home made bfast…


After bfast, time to play! Haha.. we hit the beach, and moon was clearly on a mission to get her tan evened out! So, I just kinda chilled with the sea on my own.. hahaha.. sounds sad? No way! It was Fun Fun Fun!! Haha.. and I have a good time snapping pics of Gwai Lou all the way..

That’s another thing… the whole place doesn’t seem Malaysian.. the majority of the guests are either gwai lou from the west, Europe, Aussie, or from Japan (we saw like 8 different couples/families of Jap there) a few Koreans and Chinese nationals… the workforce there is more like from the Philippines or Indonesia…. They’ve all got some slang going on… except for the odd 1 or 2…

Around 2 we decide to rent their bicycles and venture out to Kampung tekek to check out the place. Bicycles go by the hour (RM15 per bike per hour). Be forewarned, there is a little hill to go through between the resort & kampong tekek, so its not quite the breezy cycling only… but after the hill, the rest of the place is quite flat. We went around, saw at least 6 duty free shops, got some little souvenirs for myself...cycled to the airport, u turned, and finally ended up having lunch at the only Chinese restaurant in sight… Sarang. We were the only people having lunch at 4pm, so it was a little quiet at the restaurant. But next to the place, was a burger shop, with this kid (probably 13-14yrs old?) singing his heart out to malay hits! I guess Karaoke must be big there! Hahaha.. before we knew it, he was joined by 2 other frenz, and the karaoke session expanded! HAhaha..a little annoying, but acceptable lah…
As my wife and her family pointed out, Pak Lah was supporting me all the way in the background.. hehehe...

Oh.. did you notice anything wrong with the above pic??? Like... SPCIL?? and how about a real local "cis!" burger?? haha
Headed back to the hotel by 5.30, but was only charged for 2 hours bicycle rent. So happy… hehe.. .considering we returned the bikes like 10 minutes before the clock hit 3 hours.. haha…

On the way back to the room, we noticed a few monkeys just casually walking around… realy damn lepak man.. they walk damn slumberly while the rest of the human world revolves around them…hahaha….

Since it was only 6, we decided to still have a go at the pool, (cause I initially wanted to chill at the jacuzzi.. ) so we hit the pool and had a drink there as well. Nothing special other than tons of kids… but after the pool, then we saw…. We saw such a beautiful sunset it was impossible to ignore..here’s why…
Oh, thats me btw.. yes yes.. i know.. my posture s*cks.... Oh, this picture is just classic... Me and Moon tag teamed to take this picture of some nutcase, doing a mask on the beach???Weirdo....

That night we decide to have ala carte meals at the Nelayan (local cuisine n buffet)… nothing special about the food, but great band! The band is so good… well rehersed, and good selection, and can even sing Japanese Song (Albeit, only 1.. haha)… The band also does a session at the sunken pool bar, but we never got to be there when they were performing at the pool…

That night, I intended to surprise Moon with a complimentary cake from Berjaya. But couldn’t cause they never sent it until I had to call .. =( Mission fail.. haha…
Anyway the cake was cute, 250gm… and to fast forward a little, we ate the cake the next night, but it was really quite a nice cake… soft inside, sweet and not too sweet… just now… we finished it even though we already had the meal of a king earlier that night. Story later…

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Bitten by MAN EATING FISH!!

Who would've thought there'd be Man-Eating Fish in MidValley or Pavillion KL (notice the dash, so i won't have to deal with people saying, öh I saw a man eat fish just now...if he eat filet of fish from McDonalds, considered Man eating fish anot? )....

But, I guess, the times have changed, and you really can find just about anything these days...Globalization has brought the world to your door step....

In times gone past , to get fish therapy (as it is casually known), one would have to travel to the east, all the way to Japan, to experience being bitten conciously by hundreds of wee-little fish...


Now, you can experience it after shopping for some clothes or having lunch with some mates... :)

And that's exactly what Moon and I did two weekends ago....

Midvalley, shopping for couple rings and other stuff (in preparation for 8.8.08, our registration), we came upon the new shop, erm, can't quite recall the name of the shop now, but its 2nd floor, midvalley south court if i'm not mistaken....fish therapy....


Trust me when I say, the fish they show you in their display, its misleading.....

why? because the reality IS THIS!!!
The fish are NOT colorful, that's just lighting(in reference to the display tank)... haha... anyway, inside, its actually quite an experience... you start off with the small fish (@picture above). Then you have options... haha.. there are two species of fish you can choose from.. the 1st species, which come in small & medium sizes give you a vibration kinda feeling...like wrapping a couple of vibrators around your feet.... the other species has small, medium (picture below), and large.... large, not as in the kinda fish you eat at a chinese wedding dinner, but still large enough for you to feel the sandpaper teeth they have..... and, the feeling you get, is kinda like the ogawa tens, which is a tapping feeling, cause they kinda peck at you in a woody woodpecker kinda way... haha..yes, and I like the idea of telling people that I've had a hundred thousand virgins licking my feet! Wahaha... although, for all we know, in fish kingdom, they could be having massive massive orgies all the time, and the guys would be able spray their 'stuff' over a few dozen ladies and some other dudes as well... gross.... well, thats us, 'enjoying' our little shoeless experience.... definitely going there again in the near future... the first time you put your leg in, its a real shocker to have all those little bastards coming at you like its their life or yours... hahaha... but fun....
I can't wait to try the pavillion outlet... apparently its better and has more "services" that the midvalley outlet...

Me : Hi, I would like to go for the fish therapy thingy
Sales Exec : Sure sir. Would you like half an hour or 1 hour?
Me : Half an hour.
Sales Exec : Allright. Would you also like any other services?
Me : ?? What kind of other services?? (with a smirk on my face...)
Sales Exec : We've got Full Body therapy, and also just body part specific therapy.. which would you like?
Me : HHmmmmMMMmmMMmmm......... (STOP DREAMING!@!@#@%$@%*(^)



this is a sign inside the shop... initially, I was thinking, "how not to feed the fish, when they're biting me and I paid for them to bite me? ", then after the session, I kinda started thinking, "they're not hungry, those fish are just out to get me!!"... no matter how many feet go in, they're still going at it.... kinda like little horny pervert bunnies... all the while horny and perverted, never giving up till the last gasp!! Go Go GO!!!

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Weekly update

Hi Evelibadi.... I know I've been MIA for quite awhile now, but I've been tied up with too much work, too much germs, & also no internet at home.... the last part sucks the most....

Well, aaaaaaaaanyway.... Its now 8pm, and I'm still in the office because I just finished up some more work, but we'll leave that story for another day. Right now, let me just give you a little teaser of the upcoming posts (which would be within the next few days, as my boss is out! Yippee!!)...

Whats happened last week? Like I mentioned, too much germs... I was sick on Tuesday & wednesday, so i figured I'll give you some grandma tips which aren't exactly old, nor conventional, but well, works out pretty well...

2, Keep you heart rate in check as I share with you how I played GOD with a BITCH!!! Wahahaha...

3. And also, an account on the time Me & Moon were bitten by MAN EATING FISH!!!!

Well, be ready for it.. hehe... oh, and btw, I'm getting broke... wahahaha....