Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Bitten by MAN EATING FISH!!

Who would've thought there'd be Man-Eating Fish in MidValley or Pavillion KL (notice the dash, so i won't have to deal with people saying, öh I saw a man eat fish just now...if he eat filet of fish from McDonalds, considered Man eating fish anot? )....

But, I guess, the times have changed, and you really can find just about anything these days...Globalization has brought the world to your door step....

In times gone past , to get fish therapy (as it is casually known), one would have to travel to the east, all the way to Japan, to experience being bitten conciously by hundreds of wee-little fish...


Now, you can experience it after shopping for some clothes or having lunch with some mates... :)

And that's exactly what Moon and I did two weekends ago....

Midvalley, shopping for couple rings and other stuff (in preparation for 8.8.08, our registration), we came upon the new shop, erm, can't quite recall the name of the shop now, but its 2nd floor, midvalley south court if i'm not mistaken....fish therapy....


Trust me when I say, the fish they show you in their display, its misleading.....

why? because the reality IS THIS!!!
The fish are NOT colorful, that's just lighting(in reference to the display tank)... haha... anyway, inside, its actually quite an experience... you start off with the small fish (@picture above). Then you have options... haha.. there are two species of fish you can choose from.. the 1st species, which come in small & medium sizes give you a vibration kinda feeling...like wrapping a couple of vibrators around your feet.... the other species has small, medium (picture below), and large.... large, not as in the kinda fish you eat at a chinese wedding dinner, but still large enough for you to feel the sandpaper teeth they have..... and, the feeling you get, is kinda like the ogawa tens, which is a tapping feeling, cause they kinda peck at you in a woody woodpecker kinda way... haha..yes, and I like the idea of telling people that I've had a hundred thousand virgins licking my feet! Wahaha... although, for all we know, in fish kingdom, they could be having massive massive orgies all the time, and the guys would be able spray their 'stuff' over a few dozen ladies and some other dudes as well... gross.... well, thats us, 'enjoying' our little shoeless experience.... definitely going there again in the near future... the first time you put your leg in, its a real shocker to have all those little bastards coming at you like its their life or yours... hahaha... but fun....
I can't wait to try the pavillion outlet... apparently its better and has more "services" that the midvalley outlet...

Me : Hi, I would like to go for the fish therapy thingy
Sales Exec : Sure sir. Would you like half an hour or 1 hour?
Me : Half an hour.
Sales Exec : Allright. Would you also like any other services?
Me : ?? What kind of other services?? (with a smirk on my face...)
Sales Exec : We've got Full Body therapy, and also just body part specific therapy.. which would you like?
Me : HHmmmmMMMmmMMmmm......... (STOP DREAMING!@!@#@%$@%*(^)



this is a sign inside the shop... initially, I was thinking, "how not to feed the fish, when they're biting me and I paid for them to bite me? ", then after the session, I kinda started thinking, "they're not hungry, those fish are just out to get me!!"... no matter how many feet go in, they're still going at it.... kinda like little horny pervert bunnies... all the while horny and perverted, never giving up till the last gasp!! Go Go GO!!!

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