Tuesday, July 29, 2008

The day I played GOD with a BITCH


Alright, Finally, some time to get back to blogging... Im really kinda frustrated that I can't online like a normal person, cause no internet... and it really sucks when you don't have internet...

office cannot upload photos and stuff, then home no internet, so forget bout it, then go cyber cafe, but wtf, they disabled the usb ports & cd drives, afraid we'll hack into pentagon or uncle lah's porn collection... hai~~... wtf...

anyway.. today's topic is about the day I played GOD ...... with a BITCH... hehe... catchy isn't it... 1 thing I'm preeetttyyy sure of , is that you won't hurt me after you know the truth.. ehhe....

Ok, the truth is.... Its true.. haha... I did have a choice... I had the life of a 'bitch' in my hands, and if i had so wanted, she would be dead by now... but, the horny bassist is compassionate (and buddhist, btw)...

The story goes like this,... I was walking Bobby (Our doggy, Moon n I), last last tuesday (thats two weeks ago), and nearby her house, there is a pasar (wet market).. loads of strays hang around there, and the occasional puppy or two.. this time around, there was 1 puppy, cute, dirty, alive, and alone....

Bobby, the naughty bugger, was of course more than curious and caught her attention, so she followed us walking... as we crossed the road to go to a safer area (badminton court with lights), a car happen to pass by. in a split second, and in the driver's blind side, suddenly that puppy does a 180 about turn, and runs straight into the cars tyres....



*bump* *bump*.... and then the crying... omg...

she was run over by what I seem to recall to be a Toyota Avanza... the driver didn't even winch i think, just drove off... he probably knew what just happened, but with me hanging around looking absolutely devastated, he probably thought his life would be at stake if he stopped to see how his tyres were... nia pet...

anyway.... so there she layed... unable to move, but very much conscious and crying out loud .... Moon's mom came out and after I explained, she advised me to take her to the market and leave her there... I hesitated... but obliged due to her mom's insistence.

anyway... had to go fetch Moon from the LRT, and explained to her.. then we schemed... cause we don't want to have to leave this poor puppy all alone to die of hunger and pain (which she most likely would, considering she's a stray, and cant walk at all to even get a drink of water from a drain.... )....

so, we schemed and brought her home to my place (I would advise most you mates to do so when given the opportunity with , well, a lonely lady.. haha...) .

I cleaned her up, and though she was traumatised from the event, she was, generally, ok ('cept for the two broken legs...)... yep...I got some dettol from KK 24 hour mart, and made sure at least the wound was cleaned lah, dowan later got gangrean or something worse...



next day, took her to the vet hospital in Cheras Tmn segar, got the vet to check her out, took a couple of X-rays, confirmed two broken legs.. one quite badly.. so bad that the bone puncture out the skin and left a chip there...



the vet pulled out the chip (!!Arrggghh...!!) and cleaned up the wound, and headed home for a rest.....










And to cheer her up, we even treated her to some sushi king (don't be jealous you guys.... if you just broke both your legs, I'll belanja sushi king too!) :)




Anyway, on the brighter side of things, two weeks later, she's now much much much much much much more active, and very very naughty ( as should be any healthy puppy...)



We've named her Koko, and we especially like her
paws.... ain't it cute??





Anyway, so that's it... her future now is still a little blur, cause it's not easy keeping a dog in a condo, what more right now the condo i'm staying in isn't even mine.. but when I do move in to my new place... I'm still not too sure how to work out an arrangement for Koko... otherwise, other options, David my eldest brother could adopt her, or we send to SPCA, or one of you kind souls could adopt her... but those are of course back up plans... we will have to wait and see whether or not things work out...

haha... yep... I didn't lie... I did play GOD with a BITCH (that's a female dog for you who lack vocabulary prowess... wahaha...)

The Horny Bassist....

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh so that's why you won't allow us to chill at your place this weekend .... You've been playing God with a bitch at your place~!

TheHornyBassist said...

ahaha... if you came, we could've had a good time with her... and maybe you could bring your pussies along.. wahahhaa...

aphreak said...

Horny Bassist? Man, are you serious?

Ok.. I'm no longer with SPCA but about the KoKo, she seems fit and with all the personality in the world.. she should get easily adopted. This weekend especially.
Between you and me, SPCA takes part in the annual Dogathon at UPM and puppies are usually brought along to be highlighted for adoption. My TWO DEVILS are going, I think.

So, if KoKo has been vaccinated (must have at least 1 week gap before she is put at shelter), then she can go too! If not vaccinated yet, please get her jabbed a week or two before sending her over to the shelter.

Many pups are getting ill due to weather conditions and overcrowding. So best safeguard her first. I don't want your heartfelt efforts to be for nothing if she goes down at the shelter.

Why on earth didn't you tell me that you are near to Segar Vet Hospital??? My monsters go there too. Very near.. maybe we all can meet up for a drink sometime. =)

TheHornyBassist said...

Really... Hanky Panky.. hmmm... sounds like a certain Mr. Hendriks.. haha...

Thanks for the advice.. in that case, I'll get Koko Vaccinated this weekend or next, depending on my future wife.. wahaha... the future is very near, this friday register.. hawa...

When I'm there, I'll give you a call.. waitaminute.. how do i call you? Mail me your contact lah dude..