THE HORNY BASSIST!!!

What the??

2009-07-16T14:12:00.003+08:00

How do you feel once you've seen the picture above??

For me, I feel that the family members are just wreckless... its bad enough that mamak tables are not exactly clean, but also its just the way the child is just left on the table... without any safety harness, or soemthing.. and the bottle of chilli sauce?? a little kick... thats all it takes...

Aiyo... what kind of a world do we live in lah...

Japan Team

2009-07-14T15:35:00.006+08:00

I love football.. I love watching it, I love playing it.. It's probably the only reason why I haven't hit 100kgs yet...

Its probably why I managed to still get hold of Moon and trick her into lifetime partnership with me.. hehehe..

I've had many football teams in my life... and here's a quick photo chronology of it...

My first team, from Secondary School days, was Anthonian All Stars... my classmates, and each of them have gone their own ways... we'll leave that to another post....

At College, I was quick to join the football team, and was truly lucky to join such an international team... Kenyan's, Nigerian's, Oman, Shanghainese, and local...

Then at college, and another team.. Sedaya All Stars (yes, we were obsessed with the All Stars name.. haha).. @ Sedayan Wolves...

After college, I was relegated to playing mainly futsal, since it wasn't easy for me to find friends to make up a full football team.. but, once I met Moon, my life changed.. I joined her brothers (whom now I can officially call my brothers too! hehe), in Revolution FC...

It went well for about 1-1 1/2 years.. but then the team fell apart.. politics and backstabbing.. so, the team was disbanded, and the captain eventually started a spinoff team which, sadly (for him), he didn't invite me.. cheh...

In between, I did have a stint with my company team, the company at that time was Transmile Air Services.

So, my brothers started off another team (after I had not touched a full field football for almost half a year), with their school mates, and now its running almost full steam ahead...

We've had a run this year, mainly wins, a few draws, and even fewer losses.. :) For more details, head on over to http://www.japanteam00.blogspot.com/

Many many little things...

2009-07-14T14:14:00.003+08:00

Well, just a little update on whats been happening in my life recently...

I've moved in to the house (i know i mentioned it a few times already), and I will be putting up some photos and posts soon, especially also on some of the house warming sessions that I've had already with the band, my neighbours, Moon's friends & relatives, my family & also my hometown buddies...

Also, I was really damn busy from February all the way till last month, doing the whole Performance Appraisal exercise, Bell Curve moderation & force ranking, Increment/Bonus exercise, Promotion exercise, and etc etc from over 7000 staff of Ambank..... so, yeah, I was really busy, and for the record, I even pulled in 18hours in the office straight during that time... which is mainly why I didn't have more time for the blog, my emails, etc...

I've missed out on Futsal for almost a year now, since my most recent futsal kaki geng moved their operations over to Petaling Jaya, but today (coincidentally), i wil be rejoining them at PJ, since now they will be playing longer and its more worth my while (going through the jam and distance...)..

Oh, and I've getting fatter... thats no surprise. I'm maintaining my average 3KG per year increase... I'm about 0.6kg from hitting 90kgs... no joke... its now become a serious matter.. my new resolution, to get my weight back down to 80 by year end... thats 2 kgs per month... i duno if i can, but thats what targets are for.. obviously, if i can hit 60% achievement, thats good enough for now... thats still 6 KGs off me... tell me thats not an achievement... Mary France & May Fair would be proud of me...

Also, I've just come back from a 1 & 1/2 week break... took 8days off to be with Moon during her annual block leave... So, we spent a few days at Genting with my Parents, and then went back to Teluk Intan from 4 days, with a short trip to Kampar in between...

all these I will story more in individual posts, and among other things I will be posting include,

Inverted Coma's first Single - Miracles (the recording & the 1st debut)
Inverted Coma's Follow up Single - The Nudist Song (Recording stage)
Inverted Çoma's Photo Shoot w Ben
Japan Team (Football, my team)
Burger....
Chocolate Cheese Cake...
P1
Giant
Old Town Kopitiam
Closure of tioman Trip
Cameron Highlands
Others...

hehe... enough for now gua?? hahaha...

My God awful response

2009-07-14T13:53:00.003+08:00

Waakakkaka..

yes.. i know.. i suck at updating... thanks doreen, thanks Nat.. for informing me..hahahaha..

So, just to make our lives more miserable... I'm going to try to update again..hahahhaa..

But, I have been seriously contemplating to just upload photos of stuff on facebook, and close this blog... afterall, i suck at updating, right? hahaha.. and its always more fun to see pictures..hahaha..

and too many hahahahas get boring.. right?? hahaha..

Or should I maintain this blog just for the fun of it.. i feel soooo guilty if i don't entertain my 3 fans...

hahaha...
how lah dei... I got stories, I got imagination, I got talent.. but I don't got time... apamacam?

Oh, and in other developments... Inverted Coma's debut single "Miracles", has hit the Campur Charts on Fly FM, debutting at #10. Lets see how it goes from here on...

Its been so long....

2009-06-02T13:48:00.002+08:00

Since I last posted on my blog... but no fear, for I am back here!!! Wahahaha....

6 months have passed... and in 6 months, I've made new friends, renovated & moved houses, gone from staying on my own to living with my life partner, became an uncle twice(!), bought tonnes of stuff, spent loads of money... etc...

And I will very soon start telling you about it all.... albeit a little back to the future.. hehehe...

Its Finally Arrived!

2008-12-18T14:16:00.002+08:00

A long time ago, we could only imagine….

Now, it’s a reality!!

YES!! McDonalds has finally landed in Teluk Intan!! Woo Hoo!!!

Pulau "Penang"

2008-12-16T13:25:00.001+08:00

For Our (Moon and Me) block leave, which was to last for 10 days, we decided to spend a few days out of KL, namely to Penang and back home to Teluk Intan…And, in the usual Horny Bassist style, it would b a 5 page story… haha.. but, let’s just get to some of the highlights of the trip…

At the start of the journey, we stopped at one of the rests stops for breakfast.. .and we noticed these carriers..

haha.. guess what they’re carrying…

Goats!!!

Hahaha…Bet you never knew that did ya…

Next, we hit another stop after driving for another 2 hours… I can’t quite recall which stop it is, but its got an escalator!! Damnit.. I don’t even know why I’m so fascinated with it. Haha.. But having an escalator really got me excited…I had to ride it up and down a couple of times.. hehe…

Also, I don’t know whats the history of this, but that stop really doesn’t like dogs.. otherwise they wouldn’t have this sign there…

and man.. its huge (the sign, or me, whichever you prefer to think of first..hehe.... hehe)…
The sign is probably bigger than most other road safety signs I’ve seen…

In Penang, we were joined by Vincent Lee, my child hood friend from Teluk Intan..

We had lunch at New World Park, apparently the new happening makan place at Penang… not bad… clean, lots of options, and we discovered one thing.. the meals there are in rather small servings, so you can other more stuff, without having to eat too much of one thing… hehe…

Oh, and this shop got me and moon confused for a moment.... Kuay Teow "Thing"?? What Thing?? huh?? Whats in the Kuay Teow you say?? A Thing?? haha... actually, most other shops would use Kuay Teow Th'ng... haha... talk about a bad case of typo errors...haha..

We also stopped by this Bakery, which Vincent mentioned was also famous & popular among the locals… hehe..

I couldn’t resist getting this bun…

My curiousity absolutely got me.. the name of the bun? German Longan Wolfsberry…hahaha
I was disappointed to discover that there weren’t any Germans or Wolfs in the bun.. just longan & berries.hahaha…

We checked in at the Northam Hotel, a business hotel, nice, spacious rooms, which isn’t expensive by KL standards, but maybe by penang standards, a tad little expensive perhaps? I paid RM299 for the night.. one living room, free internet, two toilets, a bedroom, and the highlight of the room? A Jacuzzi.. hehe…

The view from the room is also pretty good.. sea view.. with me ghost in the window...

In the afternoon, we went to Kek Lok Si, where we had some laksa (apparently the best in Penang.. haha).. nice nice… then at Kek Lok Si we were just tired out already…

Unfortunately, the famous Kuan Yin statue was currently under maintenance, so what we got was a full metal armour Kuan Yin.. Cool...and here are the famous tortoises of Kek Lok Si....

Me, doggie style.... (nyek nyek)

And more tortoises..

Went back, rest, and at night went to Gurney Drive by foot (its about 20 minutes from the hotel)… Didn’t take any pictures though.. just had some random hawker food..
As we aren’t quite familiar with the roads there, and moon wasn’t feeling too well, we left right after lunch the next day…Overall, Penang, great place for food lovers, but hate the roads & jam & drivers… hahaha

Hepi Burfday to Me

2008-12-14T13:09:00.000+08:00

In most of my life, and Im most people would’ve also experienced this at one point of their lives as well, I’ve always dreamt of getting free stuff… y’know, like winning some lucky draw, free gifts for participation, or heck, just some reward for great performance over the fiscal year.. hehehe…

Aside from presents & stuff which my parents & two brothers have bought for me (which the list is pretty long), then I can only think of this Thompson Mini Hi-Fi which I won through a lucky draw back in Marcus Evans (it was the 3rd biggest prize, and its pretty good, so I was pretty darn happy)… but besides that, nope… zilch… Zero…

But already, in the short span of time that I’ve been with Moon, she’s already done it three times (excluding of the naughty stuff)… The most recent, was for my birthday…

This

is the Canon IXUS 870 IS…the latest in Canon’s wide arsenal of point & shoot cameras…. Utilizing DIGIC 4 processor, 10 megapixel, 4X zoom & a whole lot of little functions to take great pictures which you can later view on its big 3 inch screen..

I am sooooo Happy… exhilarated, explosive… I’ve always wanted to get a nice camera... most of you who know me personally (actually, all of you do.. I don’t have many readers anyway>..) know that I’m a cam whore, and I upgrade my phone pretty often to get better camera phones.. hehe…my current phone is pretty good also (Nokia N82), but it all loses to the power of a true camera…

Here are some pics of my birthday celebration with my new extended family…

Also, many thanks to all my friends, colleagues, buddies, acquaintances who wished me on that day… Ah Piau, Shir Leng, Bar, Vincent, Lisa Goh, Hazel, Ridzman, Lin, Tamil, Jason Thean, David Owen, Inverted Coma, Lawrence, Natalie Tan, and many many more….
Compared to last ( I believe only Ah Piau wished me on time.. haha)… this year has experienced a 100,000% increase on birthday wishes!
Its been a good Birthday… I must’ve done some good stuff this year to deserve such good karma…
Have you ever seen a happier Hornier Horny Bassist ever? Cheers!

Speak with horrible english...

2008-12-14T10:12:00.006+08:00

Yeah... I'm qouting from Kanasai's website http://jaythean.com/?p=719 ... hehe.. but for the record, I was there with him when we noticed the poster...

Hahahaha... only one basic that can helps us... ahhaha..

Following his comments, he missed one, cause he's not as horny as me.. haha..

Take note of Berita Harian's rating..

4 star? That means there'll be boobie action as well in the training & pictures in the book, but most likely no close ups on "poo-na-nies"..... hehhe....

Yes... I am that Hornifying...

Random Rambling...

2008-12-09T14:11:00.002+08:00

The kedai downstairs where I work, is called "Convinience Store".... Everytime I walk to the lift, I see this sign staring at me... "Convinience Store, Turn Right"...And suddenly , today I realised...

What do you get from a Convinience Store? And why the heck do you call it a Convinience Store...

Cause..you Buy Convinience... you buy convinience... you buy time (time saved from having to travel somewhere else to buy that thing you wanted to get in the first place)... you buy travel costs savings (no need to travel, waste petrol, etc).. you buy energy (cause no nit to go far far mar... just downstairs..)....

And its location therefor makes it more convinient for you to buy a simple snack/drink compared to buying from a Hypermarket/supermarket/fishmarket....

On other updates, I may be getting the keys to my house soon... after waiting for a painful 5-6 months past its supposed delivery date... how typically malaysian....

Smile!! You're on Camera, Moon.... erm...

2008-12-06T12:19:00.003+08:00

Ok ok.. this was a few nights ago.. I know... I should update posts like these immediately.. and not like after it's out in the news, on radio, forwarded emails.... hai~~.. but.. as the saying goes, "better late than never".. hehehe..

For those of you 'non-believers'... hehe... who got my sms and thought I was pranking you.. here's proof...

See the little speck above the houses? No ? Not really.. here.. let me zoom it for ya...

There ya go... cute , ain't it? hehe.. took me like 15 test shots to get this good one..hehe.. and all with simple canon point and shoot.. ehhe...

Major Hang over??

2008-12-06T12:08:00.003+08:00

As I'm typing this, my body is experiencing structural failure in so many levels that I can hardly begin to explain..haha..

why is this happening? Its cause, of this person....

Haha... thats Moon's cousin, @ my cousin sister-in-law.. Ah Kuen... Twas her birthday yesterday....

And we sabo-ed her to Green Box... hehe.. where we sang till the pigs came home.... or roughly around 3 sumthing..hehe....Oh... and She can SING man..hahahaha.. one day must duet with her...

I'd just like to say that Isabella is such damn wonderful song.... it evokes the most powerful feelings.. and can make many ppl cry/cringe.. hahaha...

Anyway... coming back to Ah Kuen's birthday....I believe days like these, well, should be spent with people you can relax with, have fun with, enjoy, ppl who care bout you, ppl you care about...

Do things that you wanna do, not what other ppl Want you to do... hehe...

Oh, and here's a little reminder as well... someone's birthday coming soon too! Wahahahaha... so you all pandai pandai lah.. ok?? hehehe...

Camera Craze

2008-11-14T14:05:00.002+08:00

Am currently a little obsessed with getting a camera.... just a little nia.. not that much...

Can anyone recommend me a good DSLR cam? hehehe...
(my conscience would like to comment : "don't recommend, cause I'm not gonna buy until at least Mid Year next year... )

Hai~~.. my conscience is right.. back to work now... hai~~

Greatest Tioman Blog Ever (Day-2)

2008-11-14T13:59:00.000+08:00

DAY 2
Got up to a mild drizzle outside. The drizzle would soon stop and the sun would shine.. hehe.. we decided to be a little kiamsiap and have our own home made bfast…

After bfast, time to play! Haha.. we hit the beach, and moon was clearly on a mission to get her tan evened out! So, I just kinda chilled with the sea on my own.. hahaha.. sounds sad? No way! It was Fun Fun Fun!! Haha.. and I have a good time snapping pics of Gwai Lou all the way..

That’s another thing… the whole place doesn’t seem Malaysian.. the majority of the guests are either gwai lou from the west, Europe, Aussie, or from Japan (we saw like 8 different couples/families of Jap there) a few Koreans and Chinese nationals… the workforce there is more like from the Philippines or Indonesia…. They’ve all got some slang going on… except for the odd 1 or 2…

Around 2 we decide to rent their bicycles and venture out to Kampung tekek to check out the place. Bicycles go by the hour (RM15 per bike per hour). Be forewarned, there is a little hill to go through between the resort & kampong tekek, so its not quite the breezy cycling only… but after the hill, the rest of the place is quite flat. We went around, saw at least 6 duty free shops, got some little souvenirs for myself...cycled to the airport, u turned, and finally ended up having lunch at the only Chinese restaurant in sight… Sarang. We were the only people having lunch at 4pm, so it was a little quiet at the restaurant. But next to the place, was a burger shop, with this kid (probably 13-14yrs old?) singing his heart out to malay hits! I guess Karaoke must be big there! Hahaha.. before we knew it, he was joined by 2 other frenz, and the karaoke session expanded! HAhaha..a little annoying, but acceptable lah…
As my wife and her family pointed out, Pak Lah was supporting me all the way in the background.. hehehe...

Oh.. did you notice anything wrong with the above pic??? Like... SPCIL?? and how about a real local "cis!" burger?? haha
Headed back to the hotel by 5.30, but was only charged for 2 hours bicycle rent. So happy… hehe.. .considering we returned the bikes like 10 minutes before the clock hit 3 hours.. haha…

On the way back to the room, we noticed a few monkeys just casually walking around… realy damn lepak man.. they walk damn slumberly while the rest of the human world revolves around them…hahaha….

Since it was only 6, we decided to still have a go at the pool, (cause I initially wanted to chill at the jacuzzi.. ) so we hit the pool and had a drink there as well. Nothing special other than tons of kids… but after the pool, then we saw…. We saw such a beautiful sunset it was impossible to ignore..here’s why…
Oh, thats me btw.. yes yes.. i know.. my posture s*cks.... Oh, this picture is just classic... Me and Moon tag teamed to take this picture of some nutcase, doing a mask on the beach???Weirdo....

That night we decide to have ala carte meals at the Nelayan (local cuisine n buffet)… nothing special about the food, but great band! The band is so good… well rehersed, and good selection, and can even sing Japanese Song (Albeit, only 1.. haha)… The band also does a session at the sunken pool bar, but we never got to be there when they were performing at the pool…

That night, I intended to surprise Moon with a complimentary cake from Berjaya. But couldn’t cause they never sent it until I had to call .. =( Mission fail.. haha…
Anyway the cake was cute, 250gm… and to fast forward a little, we ate the cake the next night, but it was really quite a nice cake… soft inside, sweet and not too sweet… just now… we finished it even though we already had the meal of a king earlier that night. Story later…

I'm back!!

2008-11-13T19:44:00.002+08:00

Hey everyone.. so sorry for long void... been busy with work.. and been frustrated with work.. hehe.. lots of has beens.. hahaha...

anyway.. I'm back, and will be continuing from where I has lefts offs....

a little update first... Car is good... drinks fuel... but otherwise... feels great... after all, I spent roughly 2K fixing it up again..hehehe...and I'm not done yet.. ehhe

Koko.. hmmm... 2 months on and I'm not sure how she's coming along.. where I last mentioned, she has moved to stay with this indian family around where I live.. but never had the time to go look for her... (yes.. you can call me bad now... )

Married life? Don't ask me.. I still duno.. still haven't started staying with moon, but still very "labu-labu" (or "sweet-sweet") with her.. and I love it! am soooo looking forward to moving in together...

Why haven't move in together yet?? cause... haven't got keys yet loh... hai~~.. no comment.. that topic also very FRUS one...

ok.. now to work on tioman day 2..hahahhaa...

Weekly Update

2008-09-02T13:59:00.002+08:00

Taking a break between the review of our Tioman trip, here's a little round up of whats been happening in the last fews of the horny bassists' life....

We've finally found a suitable family to adopt Koko... no pictures or special comments.. just that she is now with a family that can be "there" for her... and no longer confined to the walls of a medium cost condominium....

On the brighter side of things, His Horniness was back in his home town to visit his parents (erm.. yes... since you asked, they are horny as well...else, where would I inherit all this horniness I've now come to be proud of?).. meet up with his brothers, and some close friends, spent the whole weekend with his lovely moon... well, basically, an extremely relaxing and soul soothing weekend.... so nice to be around friends and family.. i totally missed that feeling last night... remember kids, always treasure your family....(Emo HB)

Ah, and I've got a new set of wheels.... or more like, I'm going to get a new set of tyres for my new old car... hehe... I'm taking over Ray's car, his other wife, A nice Honda Accord 1997...Damn... its a big car... hehe... oh and for the record, I bought it from him.. no inherited...So now I've to sell of my Wira... Any buyers? I'll blog about it soon, after I take a few pics to show to you all....

The BEST Review on Berjaya Resort @ Tioman You'll ever Find!! (DAY 1)

2008-08-26T13:21:00.016+08:00

Our tioman trip is really long and full of pictures and stories, which, I don’t think I can squeeze into one post, so it’ll be broken into a few mini stories lah… … So, here’s the first of our 4 + 1 days in Tioman… hehe..The Little Mini Honeymoon of The Horny Bassist and Moon.

We got up and got ready around 5am, cause I had arranged for a cabby to pick us up from our place to SBZ Airport at 6am. To our surprise, he arrived at 5.45 and waited patiently for us while we panic-ed (what’s the proper past tense of Panic?) His name is Steven, a recommended cabby from my brother David. Always punctual and charges decently. Here’s his contact in case you are ever in need of a good cabby. 016-2786660. Oh, and btw, he drives a waja, so it was a good comfy ride…

Arriving at SZB at 6.30, flight at 8, check in at 7, half an hour with nothing to do or see, we ventured around the now under renovation SZB airport and just chilled at Butlers.. hehe.. Ooh, and I found out that the coke machine works eventhough butlers is closed. Next time you go there, bring a cup! Hahaha…Free flow all the way!

Finally we checked in, had nasi lemak, and was finally allowed to go on board. We even managed to catch a few pics before boarding the plane. Not to shabby the plane, although the windows were quite dirty and unclear, so no on flight pictures to show you…
And Finally! Arriving at Tioman!Upon arrival, we had to wait some 15-20 meters from the plane for our luggage.. the luggage carrier had to drive 15-20 meters with our luggage to us, and even then, he still managed to drop a few bags.. hahaha.. great service in deed! Transparent to the max! haha
Don't you just love it when you can stand around near the plane right after touching down (no, not touching down there... aiya...)... Not worried that this will be the set for Final Destination 5, Death by Plane engine Blades.. haha..

We had to pay a RM5 nature preservation levy before they let us out the airport, which I guess isn’t too bad a thing to do lah… nature preservation does costs $$....
Waiting right outside was the Berjaya bus… two infact… The drive to Berjaya Resort was around 5-10 minutes, through Kampung Tekek (full of that Kampung Feel….) and full of great sceneries… Nature, Sea and all… in fact, two monkeys even showed up and had a little fight in the middle of the road for the amusement of all the passengers. (and by two monkeys I’m not referring to any of our Sekolah Menengah students…although I do believe most Sek Men Male students spank their monkeys.. hehe.. )
I was a little worried about what we’d do and our luggage considering we arrived sooooo early (ard 9.30 when we arrived at berjaya resort reception) and the check in time is 3pm… but after I checked in, they immediately gave us our room keys… nice! 418, nice number summore….they’ve got in house buggies which transport new guest to their rooms. Good service all the way.. we really felt well taken care of.

Once there, the order of the day, to unpack and make the room, homely… out comes clothes, towels, toiletries, on the tv, mess up the room a little… hehe… but here are some pics of the room. Nice, big, comfy, CLEAN, everything you’d expect for a RM400 a night room (but free for us, thanks to my bro, Dr. Raymond Tan)…
By the time we were pleased with our work and ready to rumble, it was still only 11am… sooo early… soooo happy… hahahaha….(hmmm at the rate I’m writing, maybe I should break it up to morning session posts, evening, night, etc.. haha)…
So, we ventured out, not to the beach yet, but to see whats available at Berjaya Resorts…
Bali Hai... We didn't try out this restaurant cause I felt that, Fine Dining..?? hmm.. no thanks... beach food... yes.. and the prices did seem a little steep... if I recall correctly, per person, about RM100++?Get this.. they've got a pool, a sunken pool bar, a kids pool, a jacuzzi pool, a baby pool, 4 pool tables, winnie the pool, poolar bears, pool pool hotta hey, interpool... (ahha.. sorry about the last few.. I couldn't resist...)Oh, and we got welcome drinks at the Matahari, so we went there, and feeling hungry (cause we had our bfast like 5 hours earlier), so we ordered some ‘light’ food…. Goodness… how wrong could we have been.. haha…

After makaning and walking pretty much to the end of the road, I checked out what activities they had to offer.. They boasted Banana boat, snorkeling, donkey rides, bicycle for rent, round island trip, waterfall trip, tennis, kayaking, and some other stuff…Unfortunately, the banana boat is currently on hold (duno why, maybe someone stepped on it.. haha..) and also the round island trip (due to bad weather)…

We decided to take up the Coral Island trip, which is snorkeling at 3 different locations (Coral Island, Marine Park & Renggis Island). 2pm was the start time till six. RM60 per person. We headed home, rest, get mentally prepared, and by 2pm, we were dressed and equipped and ready to rock!

Moon wasn’t too hot with the view of the corals, which also caught me by surprise… when I first looked down, gosh, it was really another world there… anyhow, she felt better to just stay on the boat and by my photographer.. hehe..

Feeding fish with bread reminds me so much of the fish therapy shop… they are always hungry and come by the hundreds.. haha…

A short story ensues… At Renggis Island, 3 other guests (Indian college mates,ladies) were extra adventurous and managed to get the captain of the boat to take them 1 circle around the island.. the island isn’t that big,.. you probably could circle the whole island on foot in 15 minutes.. but swimming is a very different story, and what more with currents & corals right below you (as in if you tried to stand, you’d be standing on the corals…)…so I followed as well lah.. Sometimes if you’re lucky, you get to see turtles, bigger fish, dolphins and even sharks!.. but this time around we weren’t that lucky lha.. the captain (hats off to him, swam the whole way without life jacket.. steady only) even went down to the sea floor and picked up a poisonous sea urchin to show us saying “yang ni, beracun, kalau sentuh, kena jumpa doctor…”… and there he was, displaying it on his hand… we were like… “beracun, sentuh, doctor… habis tu, kapten, you tengah pegang?? “… haha.. captain indeed.. he knows how to hold it without getting stung…
(This is not my original pic, but one from the web on Sea Urchins... )..
Then at 1 point near the strong currents, one of the ladies wasn’t doing so well, so me and captain took turns taking her through the strong currents.. (and for the rest of your horny buggers out there, no, we didn’t take turns on her with “strong currents”.. haha )

Finally, we made it 1 round without incident…. Tired but satisfied (much like having sex), we headed back and rested til dinner….

Dinner time wasn’t that eventful.. we were keen about their BBQ buffet… but disappointed… no prawns, lobsters, crabs, seafood?? It’s a beach resort… BBQ should have those items… disappointing… but I think that’s one of the biggest disappointments of the whole trip..so, its acceptable lah…

That night we didn’t do much (other than make love.…. Hahahaha…).. there isn’t much of a night life nor night activities (since we’re not into drinking) other than their games room, which is full most of the time…crowded… such a turn off…

What a Job Market!

2008-08-22T14:31:00.005+08:00

I've only recently jumped ship from my previous company, VADS, which I spent 1 1/2 yrs there, a good 1 1/2 years, -good- Great colleagues, -good- Great boss, -good- Great achievements, ... to my new place, Ambank... Joined in May, been here ever since... Its a nice slow paced position, which, when I say slow paced, I mean, manageable... even if my boss gives me the infrequent unrealistic request, I can still nego my way through to something more manageable...

But a few things have been poking at me of late... 1, its really quite boring.. there is absolutely no culture for growth in terms of knowledge, scope, , nor is there any fun/employee motivational culture (other than that which is kinda boring also, trip to Zoo Negara??? )... in HR, there are no activities to look forward to, its just work work work... and when there's no work, lagi teruk... the hours pass by like snails trying to cross the sahara desert.....

But, a weird thing happened in the last 7 days.... I've received calls from Exec Search companies... (yes... ies...)... 4 calls in total.. it started with Samsung, then Sara Lee, then Usaha Tegas and lastly GSC... all the positions are, of course, in HR, and I'm trying out all... so I'll only talk about the positions if its a go.. otherwise, hehe... just let it be...

Here's a little description on the companies...

Samsung
In case you don't already know, Samsung is an electronics goods company from Korea... Handphones, home appliances, sound, tv, the works...

Sara Lee

Fast Moving Consumer Goods... thats the industry that Sara Lee has topped in, and its a big industry... and in particular also, F & B... Sara Lee is also a Fortune 500 company, which is a big deal!Here's a little list of the items which fall under Sara Lee's umbrella

USAHA TEGAS

Usaha tegas is a financial and investments arm for Ananda Krishna. AK (as he is commonly refered to) is a topic of discussion of its own, but I will not dwell into that this time around. Among his other ownings are Maxis, Astro, TGV (Altho i'm not sure if its still under him or not) , Tanjong, Sri Lankan Telecoms, Johnson PRess, and many others... From what I hear, Usaha Tegas pays EXTREMELY well... but the expectations are all in reflection of your package.... EXTREMELY demanding... haha...I put maxis logo, cause I can't find the logo for Usaha Tegas...

Golden Screen Cinemas

I got a lot of response on this company... most of you are hoping I get this job, right? All for free tickets.... haha... Golden Screen Cinemas are probably the best Cinema group in Malaysia, and I hear they are planning to expand overseas, although I have no idea which country...

What do you all think? Which company would get you really interested and wet in the wrong places? haha..

Weekly update

2008-08-21T13:58:00.002+08:00

Once I'm done shortlisting pictures from my Tioman Trip, I will be posting Monstrous-sized reviews on our Tioman trip... hehe... realy, the whole review is 6 pages long (M.Word). In other news, I have to say, Cancelling the Avril Lavigne Concert is such a bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad move... I really like Avril, and I think there's a huge fan base here. but cancel it? And what excuse was given? "because its too near Merdeka Celebrations?"really? No lah...

Hai~~~.. what to do.. this is Malaysia... one of the few times I'm sad to be Malaysian... (And don't get me started on the racist UM Circular Letter)....

I know i know, its not entertaining and not many of you are smiling right now... sorry lah.. Can't entertain when I can't feel the love of my fellow countrymen... hai~~

The Day the Virgins Cried...

2008-08-14T13:27:00.005+08:00

Ahhh, yes... I remember this day... this glorious day.... the day when Many a Virgin cried, tears of despair and hopelessness, (in fact, many non virgins cried too)... why??

Cause its the day, Moon and I tied the knot (legally)... hehe...

So, here are pictures as I've promised earlier.. hehe....

Showing the date, which is the main reason why we waited so long before signing our papers, considering I've already proposed to her back in April when we were in China... hehe,.. that's.. another story for another day....
Here's the whole group of us... She's flanked by her mom, 2nd brother(Meng) & youngest brother (Fai), and me with the big show, Dr. Raymond Tan...
Ahh.. some glamour photo... I'm sure some of you can guess where this is, ... hehe... cmon, you know where this is....
Here's Ray and I before the ceremony... he's giving me a little taste of marriage life.. hahaha...Ok ok, not really..actually, he's just showing his appreciation to me for marrying such a "chun" babe.. haha...
This was taken right after we were "made up"... hehe.. yes. ... pour in the "gay"jokes... I will hunt you all down!!

I've got more, but you'll have to contact me directly and come find me to view them.. hehe... some real people contact wouldn't hurt now would it...

Oh, and lastly, I'd like to say that in photography, background plays a damn important role... The photos above aren't photoshoped, and they're not too bad.... and they were taken with a very normal Canon Ixus camera...yes, they look awesome... especially the ones in the taman.... ok ok.. .let me throw in a few more photos for you to criticue lah.. haha...

sweet sweet sweet.....

Btw, just for the record, this doesn't change my status as ...

"THE HORNY BASSIST"

Still horny as ever.....hehehe...

Anticipating.... Marriage

2008-08-07T13:13:00.006+08:00

The big M word...Marriage, and not wedding (those are two different things, but thats another story lah)...

I will admit, I am thoroughly excited about tomorrow...and, added that its followed immediately after with a trip to tioman, its just too much excitement to keep in!

The signing session itself should probably take 15 minutes, but I'll have to be up by 6.30 to get readylah, makeup lah, traffic jam lah, etc lah... our slot is 10.00am....

Oh, and I hear that Thean Hou Temple is prepping for its 500 couple marriage session tomorrow... crazy...

I've thought of getting married like the picture below...

Well, it may not happen that way, But I'm glad to say that, I can imagine Moon agreeing to do something like that... hehe... get married with RAWK!!! haha

Chances are, if I have my wedding in Teluk Intan, where all my hometown drinking buddies will probably be, then the scenario will more likely be ....

Of course, for now, its just the registration, and not the ceremony and makan yet... so, we'll have to wait and see what happens...

Now... if i can find a good enough person to help take such a nice picture, I'll definitely want to do THIS...

And I figure most of you out there can't believe how ROMANTIC the Horny bassist can be... wahahahhaahhha

Ah... and then we fly off to Tioman.... I'm doubtful that we'll have the scenario below, but, you never know...

ah... can't wait can't wait... must remember to get the flowers later.. must remember to get the flowers later... flowers... later.... (waitaminute.. that doesn't sound right.. :P )

Koko Love

2008-08-05T13:40:00.013+08:00

As promised, here are some recent pictures of our dear cute Koko doing what she does best.... look Cute...

Sleeping soundly next to my foot.
Thats just a string which happened to be in my place... but makes a nice looking bow tie on her... alas, she's already undone it, and its now sitting on my chair, idle...
Playing with a egg... as in , those toy eggs from the kedai runcit, with toy inside (but I took the toy out edi..)...

Its so sad... having to care and grow affection for Koko, and now having to face the sad reality that we have to let her go...

Soon...

A Very Emo & Sad Horny Bassist...

Weekly updates & Light Entertainment

2008-08-05T13:40:00.012+08:00

Today I figured, I could probably do a quick blog, since I still haven't had time to get my photos from home....

Oh btw, update for all of you...
1st, I'm getting legally Married on Friday (8.8.08), yes... Olympics... same day... bloody unoriginal buggers.. haha....joking..
2nd, I'm flying to Tioman the next day... was suppose to fly there immediately after signing the papers on friday, but couldn't get tix, and driving there, taxi, bus, all, risky... so, postpone 1 day.. and this is thanks to my big bro, Dr.Raymond Tan, for the free rooms... :)
3rd, Me and me band (Inverted Coma... they rawk!), are currently in the process of recording & production of our 1st ever radio single... (does not count towards "ordinary joe" which was on radio once back in 2004....) . This is being produced by non-other than JD of Pop Shuvit... its gonna be good... We'll probably be done by October (hopefully), and on the airwaves by Year end... gotta get all the marketing prep done before release....
4th, Remember Koko from my earlier blogs.. I'll be uploading some recent pics of her tomorrow, but sadly, I have to look for someone to adopt her, after finally coming to the difficult decision that I cannot keep her in my apartment now... staying alone, all day n night, only to see me for like half an hour before I shut my door to sleep... hmm... last option, SPCA... so if anyone out there is keen, kindly contact me, k?

Ok, and some entertainment for today..
I'm sure you've all seen the pic above at least once before... ah well, a failed attempt i guess.. but still... funny nevertheless...

This next one is new... hehe... brings new meaning to "having a bush"..
Lastly, one of my young padawan learners showing his potential at a fair somewhere out there in the galaxy... haha....

The Horny Bassist....

Classic Pictures - Pangkor 2000

2008-08-04T14:22:00.008+08:00

I've got some recent events I wanted to blog about, but because all the pictures are at home, I guess they'll have to wait. . so, for now, let me share with you all some of my fav memories from my life...hehe.. its a long list, so i believe I'll be blogging it every now and then, and will not run out of fav memories until, maybe, 2058?haha... so much life, not enough time....

Lets see....Lets start with my favourite Pangkor Trip with my mateys,.... wayyyyy back in 2000.. thats right.. the mellinium year... Y2k bug (which only caused IT to bug us for money...)..haha...

It was STPM year, and we had just completed all our papers, and in fact, I was the last, because the rest of the guys were from Science stream, and I was the only from arts stream( or sastera)...and if I recall correctly, I had just completed the last paper in the morning we immediately left Teluk Intan(Oh.. btw, the horny bassist is from DIAMOND BAY) an hour later! I think I pre-packed all my stuff the night before.. i think... wahaha..

Moving on, we took a school bus, which at that time and place, had no aircond, no fan, windows all open, and was one of the best bus rides I've ever had...Seriously, this is one of the things that one can truly enjoy in life... wind in your face, friends around you, worries aside (cause no need to work, worry bout loans, exam finish, life is great!)...

The whole trip is a really really long story... I'll probably have to come back to this another time later on... anyway, I do want to share some pictures which I deemed, very cool...

1st up, you DO NOT want get in the wrong books with these two guys....

Ahh... for those who've only known me for less than 5 years, I was smaller then.. haha... and for the police, that is a toy gun... hehe...

Next up, some of my favourites, cause I have absolutely no idea, where we got inspiration to do this, nor when did we do it, nor how come it turned out so nice.. its just one of those, impromptu moments that really got caught on camera... haha...

1st, we have the terrorist team salution their captain, who is quite a show off.. haha...

next, we have... MUTINY!!!! (LAN SI LAH LENG CHAI......MEI SEI GOU AR??)(trans. Action lah you... never die before ar? ) (Btw, I have a bad translator... I think I'll have to cut his pay>..)

And lastly, the team who made it there, (from left) Ah Hung, Lip Keng(his nama glamer requires a separate blog on its own), Chee, Me and Ah Piau... (the cameraman was a crab fisherman who happened to stop by to have a crabby meal with his family after sailing around in his sampan...)

Well, We've been talking about going there again for the longest time, but when we do, I'm sure to show you all some new pics!

Light Entertainment

2008-07-31T13:43:00.002+08:00

I've only got time for a short blog, but here are some pics which I noticed not too long ago, which piqued my interest and should get yours too! haha..

1st up... we have.. (drum roll....)
THE ARM PIT TV!!! Goodness gracious me... apparently, the creators of this jacket is targetting advertising at passengers of public transportation, such as LRT, Buses, etc... I hope they have a damn good interview & selection team (and hygience & 1st aid team), cause if the guy they hire has smelly armpits... the bus@LRT@Train will have no more business loh.. WAhahaha...

(THATS JUST WRONG!!)

Next up, something thats absolutely classic and should be forwarded to all via email... (unless no one forwarded it to me, which would make me just a little sad....)

HAha.. we've seen the helmet version, the rubber band version, but this is just too good! Wahaha..., although, for a guy, it may be a little disturbing...

And lastly, just some eye candy for those of you 'extra' hentai guys......

this picture is meant to show that phones in Japan are now being loaded with a fixed (and loud) shutter sound for picture taking, to avoid all those voyuerism activities... y'know... activities.. haha...

oh well... til next time...

Bitten by MAN EATING FISH!!

2008-07-29T15:55:00.009+08:00

Who would've thought there'd be Man-Eating Fish in MidValley or Pavillion KL (notice the dash, so i won't have to deal with people saying, öh I saw a man eat fish just now...if he eat filet of fish from McDonalds, considered Man eating fish anot? )....

But, I guess, the times have changed, and you really can find just about anything these days...Globalization has brought the world to your door step....

In times gone past , to get fish therapy (as it is casually known), one would have to travel to the east, all the way to Japan, to experience being bitten conciously by hundreds of wee-little fish...

Now, you can experience it after shopping for some clothes or having lunch with some mates... :)

And that's exactly what Moon and I did two weekends ago....

Midvalley, shopping for couple rings and other stuff (in preparation for 8.8.08, our registration), we came upon the new shop, erm, can't quite recall the name of the shop now, but its 2nd floor, midvalley south court if i'm not mistaken....fish therapy....

Trust me when I say, the fish they show you in their display, its misleading.....

why? because the reality IS THIS!!!

The fish are NOT colorful, that's just lighting(in reference to the display tank)... haha... anyway, inside, its actually quite an experience... you start off with the small fish (@picture above). Then you have options... haha.. there are two species of fish you can choose from.. the 1st species, which come in small & medium sizes give you a vibration kinda feeling...like wrapping a couple of vibrators around your feet.... the other species has small, medium (picture below), and large.... large, not as in the kinda fish you eat at a chinese wedding dinner, but still large enough for you to feel the sandpaper teeth they have..... and, the feeling you get, is kinda like the ogawa tens, which is a tapping feeling, cause they kinda peck at you in a woody woodpecker kinda way... haha..yes, and I like the idea of telling people that I've had a hundred thousand virgins licking my feet! Wahaha... although, for all we know, in fish kingdom, they could be having massive massive orgies all the time, and the guys would be able spray their 'stuff' over a few dozen ladies and some other dudes as well... gross.... well, thats us, 'enjoying' our little shoeless experience.... definitely going there again in the near future... the first time you put your leg in, its a real shocker to have all those little bastards coming at you like its their life or yours... hahaha... but fun....
I can't wait to try the pavillion outlet... apparently its better and has more "services" that the midvalley outlet...

Me : Hi, I would like to go for the fish therapy thingy
Sales Exec : Sure sir. Would you like half an hour or 1 hour?
Me : Half an hour.
Sales Exec : Allright. Would you also like any other services?
Me : ?? What kind of other services?? (with a smirk on my face...)
Sales Exec : We've got Full Body therapy, and also just body part specific therapy.. which would you like?
Me : HHmmmmMMMmmMMmmm......... (STOP DREAMING!@!@#@%$@%*(^)

this is a sign inside the shop... initially, I was thinking, "how not to feed the fish, when they're biting me and I paid for them to bite me? ", then after the session, I kinda started thinking, "they're not hungry, those fish are just out to get me!!"... no matter how many feet go in, they're still going at it.... kinda like little horny pervert bunnies... all the while horny and perverted, never giving up till the last gasp!! Go Go GO!!!

The day I played GOD with a BITCH

2008-07-29T13:50:00.009+08:00

Alright, Finally, some time to get back to blogging... Im really kinda frustrated that I can't online like a normal person, cause no internet... and it really sucks when you don't have internet...

office cannot upload photos and stuff, then home no internet, so forget bout it, then go cyber cafe, but wtf, they disabled the usb ports & cd drives, afraid we'll hack into pentagon or uncle lah's porn collection... hai~~... wtf...

anyway.. today's topic is about the day I played GOD ...... with a BITCH... hehe... catchy isn't it... 1 thing I'm preeetttyyy sure of , is that you won't hurt me after you know the truth.. ehhe....

Ok, the truth is.... Its true.. haha... I did have a choice... I had the life of a 'bitch' in my hands, and if i had so wanted, she would be dead by now... but, the horny bassist is compassionate (and buddhist, btw)...

The story goes like this,... I was walking Bobby (Our doggy, Moon n I), last last tuesday (thats two weeks ago), and nearby her house, there is a pasar (wet market).. loads of strays hang around there, and the occasional puppy or two.. this time around, there was 1 puppy, cute, dirty, alive, and alone....

Bobby, the naughty bugger, was of course more than curious and caught her attention, so she followed us walking... as we crossed the road to go to a safer area (badminton court with lights), a car happen to pass by. in a split second, and in the driver's blind side, suddenly that puppy does a 180 about turn, and runs straight into the cars tyres....

*bump* *bump*.... and then the crying... omg...

she was run over by what I seem to recall to be a Toyota Avanza... the driver didn't even winch i think, just drove off... he probably knew what just happened, but with me hanging around looking absolutely devastated, he probably thought his life would be at stake if he stopped to see how his tyres were... nia pet...

anyway.... so there she layed... unable to move, but very much conscious and crying out loud .... Moon's mom came out and after I explained, she advised me to take her to the market and leave her there... I hesitated... but obliged due to her mom's insistence.

anyway... had to go fetch Moon from the LRT, and explained to her.. then we schemed... cause we don't want to have to leave this poor puppy all alone to die of hunger and pain (which she most likely would, considering she's a stray, and cant walk at all to even get a drink of water from a drain.... )....

so, we schemed and brought her home to my place (I would advise most you mates to do so when given the opportunity with , well, a lonely lady.. haha...) .

I cleaned her up, and though she was traumatised from the event, she was, generally, ok ('cept for the two broken legs...)... yep...I got some dettol from KK 24 hour mart, and made sure at least the wound was cleaned lah, dowan later got gangrean or something worse...

next day, took her to the vet hospital in Cheras Tmn segar, got the vet to check her out, took a couple of X-rays, confirmed two broken legs.. one quite badly.. so bad that the bone puncture out the skin and left a chip there...

the vet pulled out the chip (!!Arrggghh...!!) and cleaned up the wound, and headed home for a rest.....

And to cheer her up, we even treated her to some sushi king (don't be jealous you guys.... if you just broke both your legs, I'll belanja sushi king too!) :)

Anyway, on the brighter side of things, two weeks later, she's now much much much much much much more active, and very very naughty ( as should be any healthy puppy...)

We've named her Koko, and we especially like her
paws.... ain't it cute??

Anyway, so that's it... her future now is still a little blur, cause it's not easy keeping a dog in a condo, what more right now the condo i'm staying in isn't even mine.. but when I do move in to my new place... I'm still not too sure how to work out an arrangement for Koko... otherwise, other options, David my eldest brother could adopt her, or we send to SPCA, or one of you kind souls could adopt her... but those are of course back up plans... we will have to wait and see whether or not things work out...

haha... yep... I didn't lie... I did play GOD with a BITCH (that's a female dog for you who lack vocabulary prowess... wahaha...)

The Horny Bassist....

Weekly update

2008-07-22T19:35:00.003+08:00

Hi Evelibadi.... I know I've been MIA for quite awhile now, but I've been tied up with too much work, too much germs, & also no internet at home.... the last part sucks the most....

Well, aaaaaaaaanyway.... Its now 8pm, and I'm still in the office because I just finished up some more work, but we'll leave that story for another day. Right now, let me just give you a little teaser of the upcoming posts (which would be within the next few days, as my boss is out! Yippee!!)...

Whats happened last week? Like I mentioned, too much germs... I was sick on Tuesday & wednesday, so i figured I'll give you some grandma tips which aren't exactly old, nor conventional, but well, works out pretty well...

2, Keep you heart rate in check as I share with you how I played GOD with a BITCH!!! Wahahaha...

3. And also, an account on the time Me & Moon were bitten by MAN EATING FISH!!!!

Well, be ready for it.. hehe... oh, and btw, I'm getting broke... wahahaha....

Pix test

2008-07-10T16:37:00.005+08:00

I needed to test to see if I can upload smaller pictures through the office server... hope it works...

And, since we're on this topic, here's a picture that'll result in me being broke from shopping everyday , all the time.... kekeke....

If there were a shop like this in Malaysia, I'd have a VIP card, and a lifetime membership.... or maybe not... (probably I'd have to cancel my membership by now.... Moon would kill me otherwise... ) Makes you wonder what the heck they actually meant to write... Horny care? Not even close to nails, or leg hair, or even pubic hair for that matter... sheeshh...

Ooohhhh... Would be my Fave chocolate bar of all time... hehe... I'd definitely pitch to Inverted Coma to endorse Ï"m Horny!" bars, so that we can get a lifetime supply!! Wahahaha....

and, to cap all things off, a cute picture of a bear in a horny suit.... kinda like me... wahahaha...yes, hate me cause I talk crap and I try to be cute... Wahahahaha....

Internet Security

2008-07-10T14:21:00.003+08:00

I'm now currently under the slavery agreement with a Local Bank, to do their bidding and spend my productive hours locked away from the very things that give me life.... such as Moon (for those who have not been in the know, Moon is my fiancé), Football, Music & My Band, Movies, Good Food, Family & Friends.... and ... a new experience for me... limited online activities...

What I'm getting at, is the internet security & limited access to certain pages of the internet.... They've cut off all forms of messenger & totally blocked off certain websites, which I would believe to be from their perspective, a hindrance to productivity....i.e. friendster, yahoo buzz, meebo, all forms of file upload activities, .... hai~~~, while I may have some banters about it, I am still grateful that we have a little freedom to at least roam on YahooMail, all other websites which aren't that popular (in the eyes of the management), and even porn....

yes... to a certain extent, if the website url is "clean" enough, you can access porn in the office.... I have no intentions of doing so (not because I'm unwell, or professional, or feeling any less horny, but mainly because, If I had a meeting to go to, and I wouldn't want anyone else checking out my "work")...but today I accidentally stumbled upon a "fun-family-friendly-website", where family refers to 1 guy & 1 gal, irrelevant of the relationship.... so long as it's physical.. and when I clicked on one of the pages.... OOopppss... Boobs in my face!.... omg... but... having recovered from the surprise, they were quite pretty... haha... the Boobs of course...

oh well... moving along...

the bottom line of this post is that I will have a hard time trying to upload any pictures to go with my posts... which will suck big 'time... hai~~... oh well.. hmm... getting horny from all the big time sucking going on....haha...

2008-07-08T16:10:00.000+08:00

Hmmm... .lets see my to do list for the rest of the week...

1. Beautify my blog (I wish it was more hands-on... I prefer to do stuff which involves my hands... :) grrr...)

2. Network, add links to other friends I know.... (i.e. the witty Wai Kea, The very un-kanasai Jay, my Fav techy site. Giz, Inverted Coma, etc)

3. Cam Whore... erm... I have to admit, I am nowhere nearly as good a cam whore as Jay, who, I have to announce, is the absolute best Cam Whore in town... The expressions, the sensations, the explosiveness... wahahahaha

.... Starting is never easy... but I will prevail.... in turning all of you on....

Cliche'd as it is, here's the beginning....

2008-07-08T14:17:00.000+08:00

To all my lovely, goodlooking, kindhearted, dear readers (which, of right now, would only be myself)....

Muahaha.. there, it's begun.